SENIOR BADDIES GET SHIPPED.....TO ONE MAN.

hello upper west siders. 

i have some grave grave news. i've recently been hearing news of people acting as though they don't like us, when in reality, those people have sent in the most ships, and interacted the most with our posts. 💅

so don't be ashamed Pacificans, for this doesn't have to be a war between desire and purity. let your emotions thrive, and succumb to your gossip-loving heart. 💋💋💋💞💞💞👄👄

because whether you like it or not, everyone loves me, and always will.  😫😫😫

here are our two beautiful, baddie senior girls...both shipped with one man. i think we can all guess who. 💣💣💣💣🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇😈😈

do you ship??

AVA + HENRY ?!? 💞💞

we are so loving the bleached hair henhen <333 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐣🐣

In fact, the person who requested it asked that it MUST be you in your bleached hair! 👬👬💋💋😰😰

 

Copycats, move out of the way...

also blud, just wanted to let you know that there have been LOSER accounts forming trying to be like me. Let's not let them EVER surpass our reign and popularity. 👎👎👎😰😰😰

I will forever be relevant cuh. NO. MATTER. WHAT. 😝😝😝😝 

like. at least try to be original???? who even says "canon" anymore... and "posture check" is sum middle school sh. 💀

2 CHOSEN GRADE TOUCHING SHIPS !!!!!!

Good afternoon, Upper West Siders. Huzz, when I got these two requests, I was skeptical because these are Frosh X Soph Ships. 💔💔💔💔😀😀😀

Anyways, enjoy your two grade-touching ships 👅😝😝😝😍😍

1. SOPHIA (taken...why did her friend request this one then??)

2) GARVEY + HANNAH 

P.S: y is cuh garvey looking at me like that

Homecoming Season 😝😝

Homecoming Season is approaching, and so are your ballots. Make sure you nominate Pubert this year huzz. 👹

And rn im giving u a hint ab my identity…use it wisely 

Am I JENNA KIM?!?!?!

 Good Afternoon Upper West Siders. 

 All I heard at school today was Jenna this and Jenna that, and you know how I hate when I'm not the center of attention. 💔💔💔💔💔💔😈😈😈

Seems like my little minion has been taking credit... it's time to put her in her place. 💅

She has officially been dethroned, and i am now using a new number and minion for my account. Hope you figure out who the new minion is .. And so if Jenna was merely a minion, the search continues... Who am I, and who are my new minions at large??

 WHO. IS. PUBERT. ?

Am i Dylan Horvat???

 ok blud,

just wondering if you agree with charchar bear here.... am i dylan horvat cuh?

if i'm gossip girl, who is blair and Serena?

 morning, upper west siders, am i back too soon? 💤💤💤

cuh its a monday morning at that, always tragic, maybe moreso than that of the failed chosen 4 this morning. 

anyways, i recieved an inquiry this morning that certainly peaked my interest:😘😘😘

so who is it? blair and serena. DM me your thoughts, if you dare. 

A MISSION.. for the CHOSEN FOUR.

good evening cuh. This will be my last post of the night. hope you know that i've enjoyed and giggled at every feeble attempt to dissuade me from this endeavor. 👹👹

anyways. a specific CHOSEN 4 of you have a mission (2 whom I love, 2 who are my sworn enemies). If you succeed, I will not post you this week, and you will be able to receive a hint about my identity. And trust me, you guys still have no idea. 

so cuh, my first clue is down below, and you'll have to find the rest after your first-period class. Key: AFTER your first period class, or none of the clues will be there. XOXO.  

The Chosen 4:

1. Noah

2. Nona

3. (Matty +

4. Charlotte)

MORGAN + HUNTER =MORGTER

 

Morgter for life? Do you ship or no?! make sure to DM me a ship because if I've threatened you...you are next. 

this was for laughing at my most tragic death, ms morgan. 

xoxo, cuh.

PS: 10 people today have asked if my name goes my colin sexton. what do you think cuh? is it true? or is it the farthest from reality?? 

who am i?

 rise and shine cuh!

And one hint about my secret identity: 😷👤😘

"it takes TWOah"