A Message from Teal Greene 😟

AUSTIN X NAOMI?! 💋👿👿💥

 Hey huzz, I'm finally back. Did you see how WHOOPED this brother is for Naomi? I mean, just read what he sent us. I missed you guys...but do you really miss me? And if you do...send me some ships. Or else. You. Are. Next. 👅💓💓💔💔💋💋👿👿💥 

(P.S: Send me outfits and advice on what to wear on my date with posture tomorrow...Im kinda highkey nervy 👄👄👀👀😚😚😨😨😦😦😰😰)

PacifiCUH HOCO COURT.

Good afternoon upper west-siders, 

Have you missed me? I used to think all was fair in love and war, until these homecoming results came out....I mean honestly, you should've seen my reaction. 😤😤😤😓😓💦

But alas, I am but a masked writer behind a screen, and you all my faithful readers. Enjoy this one, because this is the TRUE homecoming court of the season. 💞💞😈😈😻😻😻😘😘

P.S: whoever sends the next best ship gets a prize...but the cost is high. Pacificuhns, do you think you can handle the heat?? 💪😍😍😍😝😝😝👅👀👀

SENIOR BADDIES GET SHIPPED.....TO ONE MAN.

hello upper west siders. 

i have some grave grave news. i've recently been hearing news of people acting as though they don't like us, when in reality, those people have sent in the most ships, and interacted the most with our posts. 💅

so don't be ashamed Pacificans, for this doesn't have to be a war between desire and purity. let your emotions thrive, and succumb to your gossip-loving heart. 💋💋💋💞💞💞👄👄

because whether you like it or not, everyone loves me, and always will.  😫😫😫

here are our two beautiful, baddie senior girls...both shipped with one man. i think we can all guess who. 💣💣💣💣🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇😈😈

do you ship??

AVA + HENRY ?!? 💞💞

we are so loving the bleached hair henhen <333 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐣🐣

In fact, the person who requested it asked that it MUST be you in your bleached hair! 👬👬💋💋😰😰

 

Copycats, move out of the way...

also blud, just wanted to let you know that there have been LOSER accounts forming trying to be like me. Let's not let them EVER surpass our reign and popularity. 👎👎👎😰😰😰

I will forever be relevant cuh. NO. MATTER. WHAT. 😝😝😝😝 

like. at least try to be original???? who even says "canon" anymore... and "posture check" is sum middle school sh. 💀

2 CHOSEN GRADE TOUCHING SHIPS !!!!!!

Good afternoon, Upper West Siders. Huzz, when I got these two requests, I was skeptical because these are Frosh X Soph Ships. 💔💔💔💔😀😀😀

Anyways, enjoy your two grade-touching ships 👅😝😝😝😍😍

1. SOPHIA (taken...why did her friend request this one then??)

2) GARVEY + HANNAH 

P.S: y is cuh garvey looking at me like that